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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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