Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
i think i have two assholes
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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