I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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