Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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