Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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