do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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