At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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