Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
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