Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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