I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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