I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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