i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
sarcasm needs its own font
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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