i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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