AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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