im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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