just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize