their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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