Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
it's like heaven, but drunker
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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