i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
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