Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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