They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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