we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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