I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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