I wish I could teleport
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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