Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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