Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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