This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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