Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Randomize
