We're like a lot better than the average bears
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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