He is an equal opportunity slut.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I had to cum in my sink.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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