plz talk dirty to me
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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