Midget sex pt 2 tonight
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
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