it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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