I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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