He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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