So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
No subtext here. People are naked.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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