I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm getting married
To pizza
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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