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I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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