I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i came on her dog
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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