i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
