So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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