I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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