Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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