I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Randomize