Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
it's like iHOP with fire
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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