I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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