Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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