I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
