Tell her she can't have a vagina
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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