You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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