Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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