just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Randomize
