**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
nutella sex= disaster
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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