I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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