Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
