I showed him my bush... on skype.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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