Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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