No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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